I've never been offered a job that I turned down and regretted. I didn't have Stanley Kubrick offer me something and me say no..

We can love completely what we cannot completely understand..

I never really cared about what I looked like..

I'd come up with one leg in theater, but never my first leg. I loved the camera too much..

You've got to tell your money what to do or it will leave..

I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better. But I don't wanna outshine her..

You better get it while you can.

And see she flies, and she is everywhere..

Just say yes, just say there's nothing holding you back..

Kennedy didn't beat Nixon. Satire beat Nixon..

What feeds me destroys me..

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

A comprehended God is no God at all!.

Satire is an abuse of wit. It corrects few evils..

I pant, I sink, I tremble, I expire!.

Satire of satire tends to be self-canceling, and deliberate shock tactics soon lose their ability to shock, especially when they're too deliberate..

Satire is tragedy plus time..

Satire is dependent on strong beliefs, and on strong beliefs wounded..

In the present state of the world it is difficult not to write lampoons..

Satire doesn't effect change..

life becomes satire in real time, what good is the premiere satire magazine? It might as well just be the newspaper. You could pick up The Wall Stree….