Quotes on Sausage

Laws are like sausages. You sleep far better the less you know about how they are made.

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night

White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all!

To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.

Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.

Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them.

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.

Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote: They always do, everywhere. No-one sees them arrive. The logical explaination is that the franchise includes the stall, the paper hat and a small gas-powered time machine.]