It's easier making a smaller film like El Mariachi. There are no budget worries because there is no budget. There is no crew problem because there is….

I can charm my way out of a situation when I screw up..

I might screw up, I might embarrass you, I might yell at you, but I will never, ever stop loving you. You're my first born. The first time I held you….

I guess we all have a bad night now and then and really screw up. I listened to our earlier stuff and we screwed up a lot. But at least now that we a….

When we played, World Series checks meant something. Now all they do is screw up your taxes..

There is only so much I can understand and not screw up..

Multi-tasking is merely the opportunity to screw up more than one thing at a time..

You think it doesn't really matter if you screw up this time around because you can just sort it all out in paradise.

It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb..

All I know is that I've made some big screw-ups, and I've done some things that have done all right. I just keep trying to learn from the mistakes I'….

We know screwups are an essential part of making something good. That's why our goal is to screw up as fast as possible..

Life gives you lots of chances to screw up which means you have just as many chances to get it right..

Government can screw up just about everything. Given enough power and time it will screw up everything..

U.S. Government has said they are now going to go after the terrorist's electronic banking system. You know what they should do? They should transfer….

I have to tell you, I'm not like Demi Moore, where the tears trickle prettily down my cheeks. My whole face screws up and it's like, Oh please, get a….

You touch every other ball and, if you screw up, you only have one more person to back you up. You can't go hide in the corner..

Genius or fool, you don't live in the world alone. You can hide underground or you can build a wall around yourself, but somebody's going to come alo….

Nothing screws up a séance like the appearance of a real ghost. ~Jaime Vegas.

It would be easier to screw up American Express than Coke or Gillette, but it's an immensely strong business..

Don't be so damn hard on yourself. Yeah, you screwed up. You're not perfect, fine. Learn from it. But don't punish yourself. Be kind to you, even whe….

See, this was why I liked coffee. You couldn’t screw up making coffee. Even the bad stuff was good..