I love to work. I love doing standup..

Don't immanentize the eschaton!.

I have a St. Bernard named B..

My act is based on my life..

unrequitted love amuses me.

Invest time, don't spend it..

It can always get worse..

Yes, I am very prolific..

Calamus fortior gladio..

You can't really be too calculated about everything in life..

It's great to represent things that are not represented..

Anything was better than to be loved for one's things..

Overall, I'm quite good with how I spend my cashola..

You and I are more than you and I because it's we..

I'd love to have a family -- sometime in the future..

The greatest movies are the ones you want to watch again and again..

The loving touch, like music, often utters the things that cannot be spoken..

I never, ever would or did rob anyone in my life..

I'm not really into musicals..

The saner you are, the crazier you are..

The more you expose, the less personal it becomes.