Doubtless there are other roads..

No one's going to shoot at me..

It's really good to be here and as I always say, it's really good to be anywhere!.

What so wild as words are?.

Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others..

We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble..

Better to have something to say than to have to say something..

We are never content with our lot..

To each our own Hamlet..

Gifts make friends and friends make gifts..

I love Eminem, I love Moby. Why can't we just be friends?.

Because I loved myself, I was loved..

Women like being kissed..

I'm too old to be forced..

I didn't have a life until I went up onstage..

Life's all about 'me' anyway.

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

It's good for you to go somewhere that you wouldn't normally go..

You are someone and you have a right to your life..

Ain't nobody messin' with you but you.

I'm thrilled to get hired every once in a while..