I learned two things growing up in Texas. 1: God loves you, and you're going to burn in hell forever. 2: Sex is the dirtiest and most dangerous thing….
Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?.
I have climbed to the top of the greasy pole!.
Have you ridden over anyone you shouldn't?.
Woman is the dominant sex. Men have to do all sorts of stuff to prove that they are worthy of woman's attention..
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary..
We didn't really have to take everything so seriously, did we?.
What will come, will come; you just have to be there to meet it..
Not that we were incompatible: we just had nothing to talk about..
Life: I'll never understand it..
Being a Southerner, Im interested in sex, violence, religion and all the things that make life interesting..
Utiliza el nombre correcto para las cosas. El miedo a un nombre aumenta el miedo a la cosa que se nombra..
We live in an idiotic capitalist self-indulgent society where the sex life of a pop star is more important than impending starvation, land mines and ….
God is never in a hurry, but he is always on time..
Those that innovate the future understand history the best..
Christianity has always looked on sex as in some way indecent and sinful; and for that reason Christians cannot possibly associate a truly religious ….
Read, read, read, read and then read some more..
I have noticed a common denominator among my smart and successful single friends, who tend to over-analyze and underestimate the opposite sex far mor….
When I say that children should be told about sex, I do not mean that they should be told only the bare physiological facts; they should be told what….
There is no love left in your eyes, there is no love between your thighs..
My child, if you want to have a beautiful and happy life... 2 things you need... learn the art of love and practice it with your beloved one..