We can love completely what we cannot completely understand..

I never really cared about what I looked like..

I'd come up with one leg in theater, but never my first leg. I loved the camera too much..

You've got to tell your money what to do or it will leave..

I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better. But I don't wanna outshine her..

You better get it while you can.

And see she flies, and she is everywhere..

Just say yes, just say there's nothing holding you back..

I don't look back. I'm like a shark - I only look forward..

Winter near the shore is cold. The wind kicks up a salty mist and elephant seals come to shore to trumpet and rut and birth their pups. Retired peopl….

Sharks attack surfers because they look like a seal. Apparently, when you're layng on your board and you have your arms and legs hanging off, from un….

Did you know that mako shark fetuses eat each other in the womb?... Its true. Only cannibal fetuses survive to be born. Can you imagine if people wer….

What feeds me destroys me..

There's a good case to be made that having fun is a key evolutionary advantage right next to opposable thumbs in terms of importance. Without that l….

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

. . I tell you Dain is a splendid catch. I advise you to set your hooks and reel him in.” Jessica took a long swallow of her cognac. “This is not a t….

A comprehended God is no God at all!.

Shark Tale feels borrowed, sampled and dittoed from the collective funniness of the past 10 years in studio-made animation..

I pant, I sink, I tremble, I expire!.

Writing and performing are to me what water and movement are to sharks..

The only thing on the mind of a shark is to eat..