I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..

There is beauty in everything, Just not everybody sees it.

Swallows and Amazons for-ever!.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you..

Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used..

I shave without using shaving cream..

It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get….

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream..

I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream..