Life's the longest picture you're ever gonna take..

You have to invent life..

You're either in love with what you do, or you're not in love..

When I’m rested, I’m at my best..

No one can live with nothing..

I always hesitate to say that something is lifelike..

Go in and get us a shrunken head!.

I have always been anonymous, that is the position I should be. And it is hard to say why or how you did something, it just happens..

Presents, I often say, endear absents..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

Main Street has too much debt already. It is simply a bonanza for speculators who can borrow the overnight money and then buy something that they can….

I don't see myself as a diva at all..

Napoleon is dead - but Beethoven lives..

Being short works for me..

Faith is always about the Future..

There will always be an underground..

I've had everything pierced at some point..

Do not allow watching food to replace making food..

I'm pretty much the one that goes to the mound..

Do something: You can always correct something but you can never correct nothing..

I love to work. I love doing standup..