Quotes on Short Drinking

Life is too short to drink bad wine.

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.