Death is never very pretty..
I have this thing that, once I finish a movie, I never see it again..
What I am I wished to be, and what I wished to be I am..
No one ever indoctrinated me..
I learned very soon to get along by myself..
All my work comes out of my life..
My health is very much improved..
It's not about what you're saying, it's about how you listen..
That which comes slow comes solid..
I'm short, I'm Jewish and I'm a liberal.
More is not better. Better is better!.
I became an actor so I can show you characters and never have to show you me..
You can't do all the work, so surround yourself with people you trust; if this is your show then everything is ultimately your call, but the more faiā¦.
True fans can't ruin shows..
I just keep making things, and whatever happens, happens..
Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated..
I'm constantly changing up my show. It's never the same..
He who hesitates, meditates horizontally.
We pretend we have it all. We pretend we can have it all..
I never took myself too seriously..
When you make 'The Daily Show', it's usually not for a laurel, it's for a dart..