As a main ingredient to the show, it has to have truth, represent truth, or else it won't last..

Oh, believe me. The greatest egos are those which are too egotistical to show just how egotistical they are..

The religion of the Bible is wholly supernatural..

The coming being is whatever being..

Storytellers don't show, they tell. I'm sticking with that..

It is always dullest before the yawn..

A lot of energy and excitement - that's what a lot of my shows are, energy and excitement..

I'm against reparations. At this point, blacks should just be handing money to themselves..

You work with what you got..

The more sure you are, the more wrong you can be..

I prefer nothing, unless it is true..

It remained an open question, how much sympathy love could stand..

I've always been a tech-head..

It was the highlight of my life being in the Mae West show, because I saw and did things I never had before..

Most of us have more potential than we will ever develop. What holds us back is often a lack of courage..

Perhaps it's only when people are dead that we can safely show how much we cared about them. We know that it's too late then for them to do anything ….

I don't even watch my own show: I tape it, I'm out..

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

It is unimaginable that the United States would have to contribute hundreds of billions of dollars and highly unlikely that we would have to contribu….

History is absolutely my thing..

You can learn a lot of things from being in movies..