There are no slow retroviruses, only slow retrovirologists..

The whites are the same everywhere. I see them every day..

That's J, E, double F, J, A, double R, E , double T... I'm double J, Jeff Jarrett!.

Taiwan is the Republic of China, the Republic of China is Taiwan..

Sol Campbell there, using his strength. And that is his strength. His strength..

'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen..

Life without learning is death..

I'm into women. I just really like women a lot..

I save the best of myself for novels, and I believe it shows.

In love there is no because..

Who do you serve? Do you serve somebody? I serve the poem, no one..

I'm fully aware that every time I do anything, good or bad, somebody's watching..

When you are handed something instead of having to work for it, you don't respect it as much..

Don't make much ado about nothing..

God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny..

I just got called Nigel..

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show..

Start small and with your own money..

There's a lot of freedom for me living in L.A..

Success comes from what you do, not from what you say you are going to do..

And generally the shows I'm in fail really big..