Life is the most spectacular show on earth..

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food..

Show business is just like high school, except you get paid..

Long life is denied us; therefore let us do something to show that we have lived..

We can escape from everything, but not from ourselves..

If I can go from burglar for the government to talk show host, you can go from entertainer to congressman..

When I sing, I always relive a part of my life..

If you're on a network show, it's either some wacky sitcom or a drama where you're servicing a procedure..

Better to be disliked than pitied..

It's our choices, more than anything, that show who we really are..

I pretty much work all the time..

I'm most embarrassed at my art shows, even though I don't show it..

I was absolutely delighted that those shows have been preserved..

I like a show to unfold and keep presenting itself, surprising you..

He who never hurries is always on time..

You don't have to own a TV network to go out and do a cool show..

The show is probably 60 percent improvising and 40 percent not. So there's quite a bit of it that we do have prepared and that part of it, you have m….

I'm on the road to riches, it's just a lil traffic..

You read best what you read most..

It is not only not right, it is not even wrong..

I don't go near the money and the money doesn't go near me..