Upward, not Northward.

Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that..

By 40, all women are amazing..

An image is always only showing what's necessary for a thought, not the thought itself..

Someone suggested the Kaiser Chiefs while we were looking for a band name. We had so many ideas ourselves, at least one of us had said no to every id….

I lived and languished..

I've always seen in Westerns it described or it's shown very vaguely, but I wanted this - I want us to show what they're doing to them, so you can ac….

Always be more than you appear and never appear to be more than you are..

We like other people to show themselves to us as they really are..

There is something in us that can be without us, and will be after us, though indeed it hath no history of what it was before us, and cannot tell how….

My friends and family always thought I was pretty funny, but I don't know if they thought I was get-my-own-show funny..

Oftentimes the shows that don't work help you get it right..

Words will be just words till you bring them to life.

I am occasionally loveable but for the most part I’m like loving a raincloud..

The simpler things are, the happier they are..

My experience in TV is that it takes time for shows to find their way..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

The more you talk about something, the less accurate it gets..

Time punishes us by taking everything, but it also saves us - by taking everything.

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

Because love, love never finishes..