A cop told me, a long time ago, that there’s no substitute for knowing what you’re doing. Most of us scribblers do not. The ones that’re any good are….
As soon as you have good mechanical technology, you can make things like backhoes that can dig holes in the road. But of course a backhoe can knock y….
To wonder where the mind goes after the brain decays is as silly as asking where the 70-miles-per-hour have gone after a speeding auto has crashed in….
Everyone always says more than they're supposed to..
There was so much that you could do, instead of looking for things that you couldn't do..
I'm always dying to do more comedic parts, I love it when I get to do something really overblown like Crazy, Stupid, Love that can just be silly. The….
Don't be silly and don't waste your time..
What you get is no longer what you see..
What you see and what you hear on YouTube and the News and all that, it's not what it looks like, it's not what it seems, it's not what it is. Most o….
Since I learned English, I've become a motormouth!.
I love Italy so much, I want to change it in order to make sure it can be all that it can..
Ive had Malcolm since I was 12..
For a certain kind of person, love begins from something tiny or silly. From something like that or it doesnt begin at all..
Man isn't a noble savage, he's an ignoble savage. He is irrational, brutal, weak, silly, unable to be objective about anything where his own interest….
It's so silly not to be nice..
I'm very competitive..
Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..
There's a point when you go with what you've got. Or you don't go..
...By a 'silly' theory I mean one which may be held at the time when one is talking or writing professionally, but which only an inmate of a lunatic ….
Music has always been in me..
Rehabilitate the germs that cause bad breath..