The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems.
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Children make you want to start life over.
The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing them.
One is wise to cultivate the tree that bears fruit in our soul.
Of what significance are the things you can forget.
An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.
He was as noble and fair in face as an elf-lord, as strong as a warrior, as wise as a wizard, as venerable as a king of dwarves, and as kind as summer.
... perhaps those who are best suited to power are those who have never sought it.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!
The 'silly question' is the first intimation of some totally novel development.
No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.
The wise old fairy tales never were so silly as to say that the prince and the princess lived peacefully ever afterwards. The fairy tales said that the prince and princess lived happily ever afterwards; and so they did. They lived happily, although it is very likely that from time to time they threw the furniture at each other.
[There's a] point where you have to leave the dough alone. It's silly to anthropomorphize bread, but I love the fact that it needs to sit quietly, to retreat from touch and noise and drama, in order to evolve. I have to admit, I often feel that way myself.
What unhappy beings men are! They constantly waver between false hopes and silly fears, and instead of relying on reason they create monsters to frighten themselves with, and phantoms which lead them astray.
Make your mistakes, take your chances, look silly, but keep on going. Don’t freeze up.
Everything people did seemed so silly, because they only died in the end.
Jealousy is a strange transformer of characters.
England is the most class-ridden country under the sun. It is a land of snobbery and privilege, ruled largely by the old and silly.
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.
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