Beauty is health. Health is beauty..

Knowledge comes from learning. Wisdom comes from living..

Death cannot be experienced either by the dead or the living..

I'm a free agent. I want the major-label budget for my next album, but I'm too big for the label to pay me. I don't want to be controlled, to be wate….

I do admit to being slightly in love with Christopher Walken..

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny..

Faith creates nothing; it simply reckons upon that which is already there..

Just as we are what we eat physically, we are also what we consume spiritually..

I'm me, and I'm like nobody else..

Tell them to send everything that can fly..

I'm getting grumpier all the time..

Success consists of being and doing, not simply accumulating..

You're not going to learn how to do it until you do it..

Become such as you are, having learned what that is..

A smattering of everything, and a knowledge of nothing..

My act is based on my life..

Be afraid of nothing..

Nothing is indeed "true.".

I am Not The Best, But I Have The Potential To Be Something Great..

We often do not see what we do not expect to see..

Calamus fortior gladio..