Nothing worth noting..
I never said to myself, "I'm going to be the greatest." I just wanted to do my own thing..
Truth implies meaning..
Success is always less funny than failure..
I'm not really into movies on dates because you can't chat it up..
I'm 5'9" and have the body of an English person that doesn't know how to diet..
Love can change everything..
Stephenie Meyer + Science = wrong!.
It changes you for ever, but you are changing for ever anyway..
The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..
We spent a lot of time in simulators. We were going to do it right..
I don't have the genetic make-up of a frontman, but I'm learning how to do it..
Let each of us examine his thoughts.
Women are the only correspondents to be depended on..
Alastair Moock is the second coming of John Prine..
Make things better than they have to be..
When history calls, history calls..
Your word is your bond, you do what you say you're going to do..
And that's all right with me..
Life's a pitch, and then you buy..
I don't listen to weakies..