Quotes on Smoking A Pipe

A custom loathsome to the eye, hateful to the nose, harmful to the brain, dangerous to the lungs, and in the black, stinking fume thereof nearest resembling the horrible Stygian smoke of the pit that is bottomless.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest.

You must have a cigarette. A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have _x000D_ established my identity.

I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.