I love a good Dorothy L. Sayers..

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny..

Doing it wrong fast is at least better than doing it wrong slowly..

I never thought of myself as a writer..

Courage doesn't always roar..

I was a heavy drinker, but the alcohol affected my heart rather than my liver. So I stopped. I smoke grass now. I say that to everybody, because mari….

Can you make yourself love? Can you make yourself loved? -Lena Kaligaris.

I liked the place I came from. But a lot of what I liked about it was that I had come from there..

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

Smoking I find the most ridiculous of all the varieties of human behavior and practically the only one that is entirely against nature. Can you imagi….

When Cate Blanchett starts directing, it's over for all of us..

May be the truth is, that one pipe is wholesome, two pipes toothsome, three pipes noisome, four pipes fulsome, five pipes quarrelsome; and that's the….

Id rather be with Dracula than the Wolfman..

It is now proved beyond doubt that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics..

Do you not see the Madonna always beside the tabernacle?.

You must not allow yourself to be advised, cautioned, influenced, persuaded.

It is not how many years we live, but what we do with them..

Is the noble Lord aware that, at the age of 80, there are very few pleasures left to me, but one of them is passive smoking?.

Obviously this is the next frontier - once you've mastered grilling, smoking is what you're going to want to do..

It is up to us not to bury that potential we have..

Some things just have to be believed to be seen..