Someone suggested the Kaiser Chiefs while we were looking for a band name. We had so many ideas ourselves, at least one of us had said no to every id….

Everyone is either happy or dead..

I'm such a diva on set..

If you're new to the smoking game, the first dish I suggest you smoke would be a pork shoulder. Unlike brisket or ribs, the meat is intrinsically ten….

Hey, I stopped smoking cigarettes. Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to ciga….

Falling in love makes smoking pot all day look like the ultimate in restraint..

Those who are dead are not dead They're just living in my head..

For us, performance is everything. If we can get great actors in there who like us, and we really like, we feel pretty confident that we can make a m….

Make it work, make it right, make it fast..

I've chosen to get the word out to women, especially young women, that tobacco is not glamorous - it's addictive and smoking takes a serious toll on ….

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar..

Also I don't want to refer to myself as Maximilian. You'd have to win an Oscar or become mind-numbingly wealthy or hit 50. It's like smoking a cigar,….

I like to quote things..

Amazing uke playing to be relished..

We can escape from everything, but not from ourselves..

When I sing, I always relive a part of my life..

Better to be disliked than pitied..

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking..

The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them..

I pretty much work all the time..

He who never hurries is always on time..