I'm always looking for good music..
I'm eighty-three and I've been smoking since I was eleven. I'm suing the cigarette company because it promised to kill me and it hasn't..
Back in the old days we used to smoke J's and got so blazed we called it the stone age.
I do think that taking these sort of natural mind-opening and altering drugs does have an effect. Doors and windows that you didn't even know were in….
May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest..
Any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking is nothing more than a weak-willed, meandering oaf, and I would never put my lips to those of any creatu….
A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man..
What I really remember is that people camped out everywhere, and the fact everybody expected it might turn into a big nightmare with all sorts of has….
One would understand a ban on surrogate advertising, but to completely ban [smoking] is ridiculous, a joke taken too far..
Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags..
When poverty declines, the need for government declines, which is why expecting government to solve poverty is like expecting a tobacco company to mo….
Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide..
"Smoking may cause fetal injury or premature birth." ... I found my brand. Just don't get the ones that say, "Lung Cancer.".
I would rather smoke one cigar than hear two sermons..
Cigar smoking by it's very nature is much more reflective than interactive..
Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity..
I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal..
I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin' [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechani….
Life without smoking is like the smoke without the roast..
You know the little camel on the pack of cigarettes? They just found out that's not even a camel. It's actually a horse with a big, old tumor growing….
There will never be a better time to start quitting smoking than today.