I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn't have given us arms..

My mom was always the supplier of soccer balls, and so people were always knocking on my door, and trying to get me out so we could play..

Players taught to watch the man with the ball leaves them totally unprepared for the next move, which is always dictated by a player without the ball..

I think one of the political problems we have in this country is the perspective that all soccer moms think alike, all African-Americans think alike..

The most important thing for a forward is speed of thought. Top players read the game..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

I'm puttin' pressure on you kids like I'm a soccer mom..

When I take my kids to the zoo in Los Angeles, they always look the longest at the creature that moves the least - especially those in the reptile ho….

It's like being on the Titanic and seeing there's only one lifeboat left..

I left a couple of my foreigners out last week and they started talking in foreign. I knew they were saying "Blah, blah, blah, le bastard manager...".

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

I have to be pretty close to what I am..

Due to the NFL lockout, I'm excited to be able to follow my childhood dream of playing for a Major League Soccer team..

You can't really call yourselves giant-killers any more, as you kill giants so often..

I had more friends on my hockey team than I did on my soccer team. I might have been better at soccer, to be honest. But I think it was more the frie….

I do not play football, I score goals..