I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself..

It ain't what you do it's how you do it..

I like Cilantro, but you don't have to..

I have no knowledge of anything..

I am commanded therefore I am..

We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand. If I don’t seem as depressed or morose as I should be, sorry to disappoint you..

Your health is not outside of you..

Tell others about the truth that sets you free..

Except I didn't say eff.

We must be sure to be governed by inner principle and not outer pressure..

Main Street has too much debt already. It is simply a bonanza for speculators who can borrow the overnight money and then buy something that they can….

Everything’s better when you’re high..

I didn't take a single business class. I learned on the job..

The future will be what you contribute to and create..

The unread is always better than the unreadable..

I have spent most of the day putting in a comma and the rest of the day taking it out..

It wasn't Liza Minnelli. It was the woman I loved..

Nothing is worth doing pointlessly..

I'm sorry if this all seems a little rushed and desperate. It is..

If anyone really thinks that I've ruined [sexual assault] reporting for women, I'm terribly sorry. And if anybody really thinks I'm clamouring for fa….

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's..