There are things that inform the works, but that doesn't go anywhere near what you're actually looking at..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

You read best what you read most..

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..

It's really good to be here and as I always say, it's really good to be anywhere!.

I don't like things that aren't true..

Friendship neither finds nor makes equals..

There's nobody playing better than J.R. Sweezy.

To be is to stand for..

I totally understand OJ. I get it..

I like the TV format. I like how fast it is..

I cannot explain something that no one has ever figured out..

Act because you love to act..

I'm no George Brett, and I probably never will be..

Get deep with me. Set your thoughts free..

I prefer true over happy now..

You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of..

I thought these grapes were ripe, but I see now they are quite sour..

Do not seek to be loved at any price, because Love has no price..

I am many things, but one of the things I am is a lesbian..

I like things to reverberate, to be suggestive..