I cannot explain something that no one has ever figured out..

I don't spend a lot of time with anybody..

When you are handed something instead of having to work for it, you don't respect it as much..

Sadly, God mentions no crowned nags in Proverbs..

You have to be willing to recognize failure..

You do a lot of concatenating when you're an Oulipian.

In the beginning, everything was even money..

Evie-you-GAH!" Lend shouted, and I looked up at him, surprised..

I'm very wary of trust, you see..

You will never find a better friend to the United States than Australia..

No one is ever going to be as good as I was.

The image is an image..

It can always get worse..

He who seeks to terrify others is more in fear himself..

They will love me for that which destroys me..

The maimings of love are endlessly funny..

You reach a point where you say you're not going to do juveniles any longer..

Faith is always about the Future..

I understand Twitter much more than I understand Tumblr..

We've got to change our regulatory system..

I've always loved improv. It's my thing..