The business of business is business..

Right is right though all condemn, and wrong is wrong though all approve..

Do less than you ever thought it was possible to do..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

It's true that I suffered a lot, especially when I was younger..

You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson.

Anything that can go wrong, will.

Women like being kissed..

You have to escape to survive, as you must survive to escape..

Jen, we did it. Everyone's free now..

When you love what you do, you're happy just doing it..

You can only control what you can control..

A single conversation can change things..

God is not He who is, but That which is..

I loved history because to me, history was like watching a movie..

Reegan scowled at Cath. "Are you Zack, or are you Cody?"..

I'm on a search for the truth..

The one who is happy, that's the one who is right..

I'm not out here to be beefing with nobody..

‎A change of work is the best rest..

I have total control over everything. I'm doing it all for me..