I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

I'm a wild lady. Not..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

Friendship neither finds nor makes equals..

To be worshiped is not freedom..

Having been the discoverer of many splendid things, he is said to have asked his friends and relations that, after his death, they should place on hi….

One who can control his thoughts has conquered himself..

When somebody says it’s not about the money, it’s about the money..

Hardly anything wrong can go bad..

An image is always only showing what's necessary for a thought, not the thought itself..

I love to be called Doc..

It's only the dead who'll tell you the truth..

My success wasn't based on how I could push down everybody that was around me. My success was based on how much I could push everybody up..

Truth cannot be imparted, it must be inflicted..

I shall participate, I shall contribute, and in so doing, I will be the gainer..

Your patience will be rewarded..

The Palace is a good theater, you can see from everywhere..

But a living is not a life..

I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to be anywhere. I'm not kidding..

We never get so near God as when we plead for others..