I got work to do. I got a lot of work to do within myself..

I just got called Nigel..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You can make something out of nothing..

Start small and with your own money..

There's a lot of freedom for me living in L.A..

The roughest road often leads to the top..

Success comes from what you do, not from what you say you are going to do..

God is good and I am always loved..

I don't really like Nirvana that much. Sorry, promotional people, Universal. I'm more into Mercury Rev, Oasis, Brian Jonestown Massacre..

He is not to them what he is to me..

What I am is what I am. Are you what you are - or what?.

Women don't have an expiration date..

Madonna is the most famous woman on the planet and has been for a number of decades..

The public be damned..

You gotta keep the funny intact..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

The better I shoot, the less I have to maneuver..

The new evangelization ... begins in the confessional..

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing..

And he smote the Balrog upon the mountainside..