A Total Woman caters to her man's special quirks, whether it be in salads, sex, or sports..

I'm a very conceptual writer..

I don't think I really knew how fit I was when I was a kid. I rode with my dad quite long distances and I've been racing since the age of nine, so we….

When someone like Brian Oldfield can beat me, I will retire..

Losing is no disgrace if you've given your best..

It's OK to not be OK - just don't stay there..

I'd rather work to live than live to work..

But really, I can only be dangerous for the team in one place, and that is in the box..

We're endangered by our own success..

Chess will always be in the doldrums as a spectator sport while a draw is given equal mathematical value as a decisive result..

Never say, "I tried it once and it did not work.".

In corporate culture, in sports culture, in the media, we honor those who win at all costs..

Thus so wretched is man that he would weary even without any cause for weariness... and so frivolous is he that, though full of a thousand reasons fo….

Never tell 'em how many lettermen you've got coming back. Tell 'em how many you lost..

It's been years since I've had a real input in the game anyway. For this game, I've just tried to keep all the other stuff away from the players and ….

I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio..

Drinking is not a spectator sport..

I created a flag from the sport's dignity. I oversee the name of my family with affection, steady nerves and blood..

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball..

Never Explain Anything.

There was a time when you were not. There never will be a time when you will not be..