That Bible is read best, which is practised most..

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..

I am as omnivorous as it's possible to be. I always say there's nothing I won't eat and nothing I won't wear..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

I work in L.A. from time to time..

I'm going to be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me - NBC prime time..

I'll never stop wandering. And when the time comes to die, I'll find the wildest, loneliest, most desolate spot there is..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

All of us are better when we're loved..

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

It is no use describing a house; the reader will fix the scene in some spot he knows himself..

At a certain season of our life we are accustomed to consider every spot as the possible site of a house..