The standard of living of the average American has to decline..

Hope can get you through anything..

When it comes to asking for raise, you just have to do it in the right way. You may get a no, and that's fine, but ask and make sure you know when yo….

By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..

I'm loving N.Y., and words can't even describe how happy I am to be here..

Home is the place where, when you go there, they have to take you in. In other words: Home has exceedingly low standards..

For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

IE isn't secure and isn't standards-compliant, which makes it unworkable both for end users and Web content creators..

I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The stage has a certain discipline. But the ultimate standard is more exacting in film, because you have to see yourself and you are your own toughes….

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

Cynics are - beneath it all - only idealists with awkwardly high standards..

I have never voted in my life..