A GOOD old-fashioned sex tape pretty much guarantees you a star on Hollywood Boulevard..
Whenever you are alone, remind yourself that God has sent everyone else away so that there is only you and Him..
For age is opportunity no less Than youth itself, though in another dress, And as the evening twilight fades away The sky is filled with stars, invis….
Unremembered and afar I watched as I watched a star, Through darkness struggling into view And I loved you better than you knew..
If Jay spent as much time studying as he does trying to be a comedian, he'd be a big star..
I love all those stupid, cheesy chat-up lines like 'Did God take the stars out of the sky and put them into your eyes?' But I never get chatted up..
The secret of the world is this: the world is entirely circular and you will go round and round endlessly, never finding what you want, unless you ha….
We all have our own personal Andes..
When I knew nothing, I thought I could do anything..
The manner of your death is not your choosing. But how you prepare for death is.
I did 'Lone Star Love' in 2007 with Randy Quaid, and that was supposed to come to Broadway at the Belasco and a marquee went up and everything... and….
You measure yourself against yourself and nobody else..
Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect..
Being short works for me..
Pack the one bag. Unpack it, pack it, unpack it, pack it: passeport, ticket, book, taxi, airport, check-in, beer, announcement, stairs, airplane, fas….
Money equals freedom..
How many times have I created to destroy?.
You won't see Moonves on Twitter..
All change begins with someone having a thought..
I was marrying someone I loved because I didn't want to lose them; I didn't see anything wrong with that..
The more things you own, the more they own you..