The religion of one seems madness unto another..

If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will..

I just got called Nigel..

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

Everything has already begun before, the first line of the first page of every novel refers to something that has already happened outside the book..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

Higher education is not necessarily a guarantee of higher virtue..

I have never voted in my life..

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

God is always at work around you..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

Spin-offs were never really my thing..

We simply have not kept in touch with poetry.

No one can be cured of being who they are..

The great appear great to us..