Quotes on Stockbrokers

It is very vulgar to talk about one's own business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then only at dinner parties.

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'

The police can go to downtown Harlem and pick up a kid with a joint in the streets. But they can't go into the elegant apartments and get a stockbroker who's sniffing cocaine.