There's always going to be somebody worse off than me.

Business is business and politics is politics and never between shall meet..

A woman only can understand a woman..

You have to learn to interrupt because you aren't going to get called on..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

I am excessively diverted..

It’s not what you do some of the time that counts, it’s what you do all of the time that counts..

There's always something to talk about..

Religion is a byproduct of fear..

I never read Karl Marx..

Do I Stank or was it already Stanky in Here?.

I didn't choose poetry: poetry chose me..

What are days for? Days are where we live..

I don't call myself an expert because I've played experts. I know a little bit about very little. But it's very hard to not be drawn into saying some….

Things that I would say or would like to saw are just easier to sing about and put out there in music..

Everything constantly changes..

He is praised by some, blamed by others..

One cannot say of something that it is and that it is not in the same respect at the same time..

I invented my life because I wasn't pleased with it..

You do what you do out of your private love of the thing itself..

I wouldn't do anything if I didn't have something I was working for..