I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session..

I'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five..

Smoking sucks! The one thing I would say to my kid is, ‘It’s not just that it’s bad for you. Do you want to spend the rest of your life fighting a s….

The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree..

You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of..

Faith in faith is faith astray..

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny..

You have to make the rules, not follow them.

I thought a great line in the What Just Happened movie said, "We're just the mayonnaise.".

No matter how well-born, how intelligent, how highly educated, how virtuous, how rich, how refined, the women of to-day constitutea political class b….

I thought equality was non-negotiable..

It is not what you have on you, but what you have in you..

I would never exchange my life with anybody else's..

I like to keep the meanings in my work flowing and open..

Even though at 17 it was limited, I had a life before Batman..

A ghra. A amhain. My love. My only..

i like james patterson.

That's what's good about life - that you always learn..

We're on tour for six months out of the year..

Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..

Learn always but never appear to be learning..