Everyone has a right to rest so as not to injure themselves..

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it..

Stupid people do make me lose my temper and most people are stupid, fortunately for me. It's made it easier for me to make a living..

I'm always geeking out about something..

My drive is something that I don't fully understand..

Be blind. Be stupid. Be British. Be careful..

Nothing is true unless it works. And it has to work for you, not for someone else..

The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world..

To me, travel is more valuable than any stupid piece of bling money can buy.

Upward, not Northward.

We need a leader, not a reader..

We all grew up in that era. I'm a little younger than these guys [Will Forte and John Solomon], but I would say all of us are huge fans of the origin….

I think I might have been stupid in some respects, it if weren't for my psychedelic experiences..

By 40, all women are amazing..

An image is always only showing what's necessary for a thought, not the thought itself..

Fear can keep you alive. The trick is not to let it overwhelm you. Not to let it rule you. If you’re afraid, that’s the universe trying to tell you s….

Someone suggested the Kaiser Chiefs while we were looking for a band name. We had so many ideas ourselves, at least one of us had said no to every id….

I lived and languished..

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you..

Always be more than you appear and never appear to be more than you are..

This stupid celebrity thing is just a consequence of being good at what you do. I mean, no one would photograph David Beckham if he wasn't the best a….