I like things that are immature and offbeat and bizarre. Random jokes. Weird stuff. And stupid. Stupid is the highest compliment a person can pay to ….
Steak is delicious and cows are stupid..
I am firm; YOU are obstinate; HE is a pig-headed fool..
Only Once In Your Life.
This is possibly the most shameful situation I've ever gotten myself in in my life, and I've done some pretty dumb things in my life. So to actually ….
Seniors love getting junk mail. It's sometimes their only way of communicating or feeling like they're part of the real world..
One doesn't have to get anywhere in a marriage. It's not a public conveyance..
You all have the potential to be what you wanna be..
I always do things before I go on a case and when I leave a case. I even do that when I'm out on the road..
Bad policies, stupid policies, gutless policies have real consequences..
Be fruitful, and multiply..
I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bu….
I'd rather make music than tour..
We could have had it all....
We do have the power to save one another....
Everyone here says in a surprised manner that I have grown... they are so stupid and do not notice that I am standing up straighter!.
To be stupid, and selfish, and to have good health are the three requirements for happiness..
Don't waste your love on stupid people. Anyone stupid enough to deny or reject it-in the midst of the Love Depression we're in-does not deserve it..
Some questions change everything..
If it takes a bloodbath now let's get it over with..
The circus doesn't stop. A federal appeals court has postponed the recall election. How stupid are we? Even our recalls get recalled..