I've spent my life supporting myself..

I'm me, and I'm like nobody else..

I'm not part of the history, I am the history..

There are four types: the cretin, the imbecile, the stupid and the mad. Normality is a balanced mixture of all four..

I liked things better when I didn't understand them..

Life comes only from life..

Be loved, be admired, be necessary; be somebody..

The longer we work on the show, the more the writers just start surprising you..

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's..

In my day everything wasn't so PC..

You don't have to rush to do anything..

I never even visualized for a second doing what I'm doing..

I'm only interested in poetry..

Everybody has something to conceal..

The main thing is not to be dead..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

I always have the best of everything..

Life lends itself to fear..

Most things that are politically right are morally wrong.

Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors....

Percy yelled. "What's going- Gah! Shrimpzilla!.