I think my audience is smart. If there's a way to be entertained and get things out - real things, not stupid moral crap - that's the best..

There's just not that many videos I want to watch..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

We are what we do, especially what we do to change what we are..

If you’re too stupid to understand that a philosophy that favors a federally structured republic, with numerous restraints on the scope and power of ….

Fitz fixes fyces fitz.Fatsafices..

Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

I don't know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me..

Good hope is often beguiled by her own augury..

The one is none other than the All, the All none other than the One..

What we see is not always what exists..

I never thought to ever ask for money. I was so stupid..

Nothing is true unless it works. And it has to work for you, not for someone else..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

I work in L.A. from time to time..

But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars..

A marriage can go wrong at any time..

If I make a fool of myself, who cares? I'm not frightened by anyone's perception of me..

When you're right there in the crisi, you'll do anything to make yourself feel better, distract yourself from the misery, deny reality, not matter ho….

Boxing is a glorious sport to watch and boxers are incredible, heroic athletes, but it's also, to be honest, a stupid game to play. Even the winners ….