It was my dream that screwed up, the stupid hearthside idea that it would be wonderful to follow one great red line across America instead of trying ….

Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?.

I always feel stupid giving advice since I've been married, what, a year? I can say this: Be in it for the long haul and just know there are going to….

I watched a lot of movies. I was deeply influenced by movies..

When I look in the mirror, I see an ever-unfolding process..

Heaven should be kind to stupid people, for no one else can be consistently..

I believe he [Saddam Hussein] wants a better relationship with America..

The beauty of Netflix is that you can figure out a good part of the season before you get started. You're never in the hole of, "Oh, we've already re….

I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at ho….

I feel like always wanting more... that's how you grow and learn. You can't just be satisfied with where you are. There's so much more to learn and c….

There's a lot of things you can't control. But you can always be a pro..

You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how I pay the doctor if I get sick, and yes I am stupid and bored a….

Ah, stupid, you know I love you, too..

If it's in your control, why do you do it? If it's in someone else's control, then who are you blaming? Atoms? The gods? Stupid either way. Blame no ….

I'm stupid," Leo mumbled. "Pi would expand outward, because it's infinite." He reversed the order of the numbers, starting in the center and working ….

When you don’t have much, having less isn’t so bad..

Anything that can be measured can be improved.

In life you'll meet a lot of jerks. If they hurt you, tell yourself that it's because they're stupid. That will help keep you from reacting to their ….

Unless I am a part of everything I am nothing..

God's Word is not meant just to inform you, but to transform you..

Go and do the things you can't. That is how you get to do them..