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Only stupid questions create wealth.

How do you say 'delicious' in Cuban?

I saw the young man over there with eggs Benedict, with hollandaise sauce. And I was going to suggest to you that you serve your eggs with hollandaise sauce in hubcaps. Because there's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

We need a leader, not a reader.

I feel the best way to ensure Americans' freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.

I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter.

If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.

From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.

Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble!

Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.

You can always follow me on Tweeter.

Idleness is the stupidity of the body, and stupidity is the idleness of the mind.

[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce.

Our gays are more macho than their straights.

Whenever I did anything wrong, stupid or hard-hearted, and I have done many things that were all three, my mother always said "it is because you were too much indulged."

No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity.

[On President Bush's plan to get to Mars in 10 years] Stupid. Robots would do a better job and be much cheaper because you don't have to bring them back.

If pessimism is despair, optimism is cowardice and stupidity. Is there any need to choose between them?

I think we need one recognized, respected public figure to make a tough, blunt statement on just what Reagan's record is and what he might do to the country, let alone the Republican Party before Christmas.

Curiosity is one of the lowest of the human faculties. You will have noticed in daily life that when people are inquisitive they nearly always have bad memories and are usually stupid at bottom.

I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.