Politics has slain its thousands, but religion has slain its tens of thousands..

According to the first image of international relations, the locus of the important causes of war is found in the nature and behavior of man. Wars re….

I know what I want! And I just go for it..

You can have it all, but not all at once..

There you are, sir. There's nothing more than to love and be loved..

Only worry about your own happiness, which doesn’t have to be limited by anyone else’s stupidity unless you allow it to be..

I can't take it seriously when people get excited and scream that religion is in danger, and similar stupidities..

It takes at least one to make a marriage..

Equality is. one of the most consummate scoundrels that ever crept from the brain of a political juggler--a fellow who thrusts his hand into the pock….

Has anybody seen my tambourine?.

Paltry affectation, strained allusions, and disgusting finery are easily attained by those who choose to wear them; they are but too frequently the b….

And she walked away, and she walked away, and that was that, and that was that..

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

...the nose is generally the organ in which stupidity is most readily displayed..

I won't deny the polemical elements in my work, but they are less in the service of attempting to reform human behavior than the delighted exercise o….

Everything I do, I do for love..

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier..

Too many piglets not enough tits..

Learning patience takes a lot of patience!.

All of the music works on its own, but it doesn't really make as much sense without the picture..

Don't ascribe to evil what can be attributed to well-intentioned stupidity..