Stupidity is what we all have in common as human beings, but some people insist that improving it is their entitlement..

When you marry someone, you marry their entire family..

I like to wear things, I don't like things to wear me..

I always hesitate to say that something is lifelike..

Life's there to make the most of, and that's what I do..

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity..

When it's time to pull and tuck, I'm sure I will consider it..

With each new album: I need to kill the last version of me..

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

Everybody has something to conceal..

You take advantage of your position as a famous actor to meet women..

Money out of nothing is money that is eventually worth nothing..

It wasn't that I had gotten it right . . . but that I had gotten true..

You don’t have to have a boyfriend to be happy, to be pretty, or belong..

I'm into women. I've always loved women..

But I fear that I also underestimate the stupidity of the rest of mankind. Are we absolutely sure that we ought to win this war?.

Humans sort of instinctively respond negatively to something that's not true..

Stupidity is not a crime..

Buy less, buy better, and really wear it..

The ears, which master the face of a dunce, are that part of the head which most publishes stupidity..

When Caesar says, 'do this,' it is perform'd..