Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

We are what we do, especially what we do to change what we are..

Fitz fixes fyces fitz.Fatsafices..

Success is every minute you live. It's the process of living. It's stopping for the moments of beauty, of pleasure; the moments of peace. Success ….

The man is a success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much; who has gained the respect of intelligent men and the love of children; who h….

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

Good hope is often beguiled by her own augury..

The one is none other than the All, the All none other than the One..

There is no amount of money in the world that will make you comfortable if you are not comfortable with yourself..

What we see is not always what exists..

Nothing is true unless it works. And it has to work for you, not for someone else..

Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then yo….

My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life..

If we're going to conquer our opponents, we must first conquer our own fears..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

I work in L.A. from time to time..

The here and now is all we have, and if we play it right it's all we'll need..

A marriage can go wrong at any time..

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours..

It generally takes about 10 years to become an overnight sensation..

We make our own choices and we're each responsible for them. Blame and credit belong to the individual. You haven't the right to claim either from so….