Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

Own nothing, control everything..

I love to be challenged because I'm wrong a lot of the times..

I do see myself going to LA. Not anytime soon..

I'm a very cheap date..

All you do is get on and start pedaling . . ..

My education was an education by movies..

I don't seek, I find..

Things don't exist until they exist..

There's a lot of things we could do better..

God is always at work around you..

I improve in misquotation..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at..

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

All in all, I wouldn't call it a bad outing. It was a short outing..

One accumulates or one gets accumulated..

We exist within the question of God..

I'm a wild lady. Not..

Some things go slow, slow, slow, and then - wham! - they're over..

Friendship neither finds nor makes equals..