Being stuck in airports, you always end up buying perfume and sunglasses..

If a man takes off his sunglasses I can hear him better..

A man can never have too many pairs of sunglasses or too many guitars..

I have tons of sunglasses. My husband won't let me buy another pair because I lose them all the time..

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus..

I think sometimes when you want attention you can wear sunglasses and people are like "Who is that?".

Sunglasses are great, but I always feel a bit pretentious wearing sunglasses. I mean, I do love to wear them..

The waitress brought me another drink. She wanted to light my hurricane lamp again. I wouldn't let her. "Can you see anything in the dark, with your ….

Always have sunglasses with you. They're great for when you can't be bothered to put make-up on..

Sometimes you just have to bite your upper lip and put sunglasses on..

I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list..

I'd like to start off this show by asking you all a question, cause I don't know the answer. Uh, I lost my sunglasses and yesterday I went to the Sun….

I'm not eager to jump into marriage again. I'm in the corner right now, wearing my dunce cap. That area is obviously a nightmare..

As soon as I go into a Starbucks I take off my sunglasses. I want to be recognised and I want free coffee..

I just can't eat without my sunglasses..

After 'The Matrix,' I cannot wear sunglasses. As soon as I put them on, people recognize me..

I must have something to engross my thoughts, some object in life which will fill this vacuum, and prevent this sad wearing away of the heart..

I love sunglasses, I have all shapes and colors..

I'm so shy now I wear sunglasses everywhere I go..

Thank you for caring for my brother." He took his sunglasses off. And looked at her with total adoration..

I am a person who is trained to look other people in the eye. But I can't look into the eyes of everyone who wants to look into mine; I can't emotion….