I'm really not that confident!.

I don't like things that aren't true..

Don't seek to be published, seek to be read..

I've been on top longer and I am younger. I'm just better..

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig..

I prefer true over happy now..

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing..

What can go wrong will go wrong..

You have to have something to put your work in otherwise it's not valid.

I've lived my life again just telling it to you..

I make movies for money, exclusively for money..

I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I'm crazy. I swear to God I am..

But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am..

Bradley Cooper was an asshole, but he was - like Sidney Lumet, like George Clooney - the nicest guy in the world. I sound like the biggest ass-kisser….

Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top of it. I'll volunt….

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God..

My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a goo….

Surfing's the source. Can change your life. Swear to god.

That's the terrible part. I swear to God I'm a madman..

I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask..

I swear to God, if you saw me when I am by myself in the woods, I'm a lunatic. I sing, I dance..